Much like Tobias is “back into denim”…
September 3rd, 2008
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!

Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more before the “ice” “liquidates” into a puddle I won’t notice until the next commercial break.
Whoa. Maybe everything I want has been right on the candy rack this whole time.
Ha! Not even. Brachs Villa Cherries were discontinued in 2003. Take that, breakthrough.

September 5th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I’ve personally been freaked out by liquid-bearing gums and candies since I first sampled Gushers as a child. They disturbed me.