ZACK ATTACK!
August 28th, 2008

Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.

Happy retirement to me!

Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.

Happy retirement to me!
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
August 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
retirement? that better be some sick joke.
i once met lisa turtle. she didn’t feed me a giant cupcake, sadly. she did, however, tell me she liked my sweater. if that fashion queen liked it, i knew i was golden.
why did i just tell that story? to hide the fact that i’m insanely jealous of you and zack
August 29th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Did you ask Zack about the Tori Paradox from their “final” season of Saved By The Bell?
Also, is this officially the peak of your journalistic career?
September 14th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I used to love him. So very much. That one random episode where he dated Lisa Turtle may have in fact, shaped my life.