Because — rhetorical self-absorption alert — the little athlete looks like me (swim-cap-as-bangs phenomenon)! I often shape-shift into a long, sinewy rope of blue frosting. Prove that I don’t!
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
When the rest of the world looked at that, they didn’t see frosting - they saw another type of swimmer, who usually doesn’t wear goggles. That’s what makes Annie Annie.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Oh. You’re right.
God, I’m like 5.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
That looks a lot like healthy Smurf sperm. I’ve heard.