Watch this Olympics-quality brawl: ‘Ausiello TV’ on EW.com.

In addition to being “such a BLOGGER” (elsewhere, anyway), I am now SUCH A VILLAIN. Here’s how I feel about that:

We used to call my dad the Family Terrorist before terrorism became something you can’t ever refer to out loud. Now I’m following in his giant Dockers-sponsored footsteps as the Office Terrorist. He could not be more proud of his evil spawn. (Unless I was in the WNBA, probably. Wait, no! This is way better.)

4 Responses to “Completely professional as always”

  1. VR Says:

    I was often reprimanded for holding my family hostage…

  2. Robert Says:

    I’m just curious what made Ausiello decide to make you the villain of his pieces, over anyone else in your office. Perhaps it’s because he fears you?

  3. Annie Barrett Says:

    VR, that sounds reasonable.

    Robert, I thought this was obvious, but I am truly, truly scary.

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