Completely professional as always
August 9th, 2008

Watch this Olympics-quality brawl: ‘Ausiello TV’ on EW.com.
In addition to being “such a BLOGGER” (elsewhere, anyway), I am now SUCH A VILLAIN. Here’s how I feel about that:

We used to call my dad the Family Terrorist before terrorism became something you can’t ever refer to out loud. Now I’m following in his giant Dockers-sponsored footsteps as the Office Terrorist. He could not be more proud of his evil spawn. (Unless I was in the WNBA, probably. Wait, no! This is way better.)

August 11th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I was often reprimanded for holding my family hostage…
August 14th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I’m just curious what made Ausiello decide to make you the villain of his pieces, over anyone else in your office. Perhaps it’s because he fears you?
August 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
VR, that sounds reasonable.
Robert, I thought this was obvious, but I am truly, truly scary.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:34 am
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