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Thanks, Maks!

April 3rd, 2008

The Chmerkovisionary awards my horrible freestyle rap about sequins and fringe A PERFECT 10. Of course he does!

[DWTS Talk, week 3]

Posted by Annie Barrett Filed in Idiots, Dancing With the Stars, EW.com

One Response to “Thanks, Maks!”

Nick Says:
April 5th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Such a lively little program. Mmmmm, cupcakes.

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