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Annie Barrett is in a long-term relationship with her DVR. She is eating a processed food right this second.

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• Clearly I’ve forgotten how to write

  But boy oh boy can I talk or what? So OMG PLEASE CONTINUE TO WATCH THESE EW.COM VIDEOS. Lots of new ones are up on the most self-centered web page ever — DWTS Talk, Idolatry, and me interviewing cubicle stud Maksim Chmerkovskiy again. He keeps it real, unlike Snuffy.

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