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February 15th, 2008
New favorite fruit alert: BLACKBERRIES.
Look into it!
This just in from the Dept. of the Horrible — the Highlands Middle School Show Choir Orlando Trip of 1995 (HMSSCOT1995) is now living and breathing fresh new viruses onto the Internet. And not even the impressive part of the trip (when we festered in the Days Inn swimming pool for three straight hours and […]
May 25th, 2008 | Comments (4)Thanks, sis! Meg and Dee went to Art Chicago last week and sent me some digital missives of the complex carbohydrates they thought would really REACH me.
“Heyyyy! Welcome to DR!”
Ugh. I miss Steak ‘n’ Shake.
Life’s eternal questions, embodied just as they should be in Wonka-bar form.
Here’s a still life featuring butter (a.k.a. my life).
These cupcakes […]
May 6th, 2008 | Comments (1)But boy oh boy can I talk or what? So OMG PLEASE CONTINUE TO WATCH THESE EW.COM VIDEOS. Lots of new ones are up on the most self-centered web page ever — DWTS Talk, Idolatry, and me interviewing cubicle stud Maksim Chmerkovskiy again. He keeps it real, unlike Snuffy.
But…Friend of DR Ben […]
April 25th, 2008 | Comments (1)
February 15th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Here is the deal, I am hungry right now and that looks absolutely scrumptious
February 15th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Ha! It would look better to me if I’d swirled it myself. But that’s someone else’s swirl! Maybe even a MANUFACTURER’S swirl It was also communal, and it’d been sitting on a counter like this for over three hours.
February 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ew, yeah, that’s like when people leave toast crumbs in the butter. Where’s the CLASS, people??
February 17th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Will the atrocities that devastate this world ever reach an end? To quote Colonel Kurtz: “The horror….the horror….”
February 17th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
show me the bangs!!
February 20th, 2008 at 3:23 am
This is the most dubious display of breakfast spread I have ever seen.
February 21st, 2008 at 12:17 am
I wanna see the bangs too!
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 am
I’m not feelin’ the bangs dawg!
March 17th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
i knew this couldn’t be annie’s personal swirl.
there’s WAY too much PB and definitely NOT enough J.
i’ve done this myself and think it takes really good when dipped into by BIG Wheat Thins - maybe even better than Ritz?? possible?!