I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to chimps
January 11th, 2008

‘Cause that happened last night, and I’ve been sneezing all day. That’s probably not how allergies work, huh.
More on this later. It involved Conan O’Brien.

‘Cause that happened last night, and I’ve been sneezing all day. That’s probably not how allergies work, huh.
More on this later. It involved Conan O’Brien.
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
January 15th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I cannot believe there is a live chimp on your lap.
The last time I saw you go near a live animal was when you pet my family’s dog Bucky when you were a toddler.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
i just saw you on ‘extra’ interviewing conan!!
January 17th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
It all makes sense now! That’s gotta be the coolest thing you’ve done at EW so far.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Did you spank the monkey or WHAT?
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
when i first read that, i thought it said you were allergic to chips. i was going to feel pretty sorry for you.