Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet

October 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
So was the movie any good?
October 28th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Hmm. I feel over-marketed by the bees. Sorry. NBC and HP need to get out of my HEAD.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:08 am
I couldn’t stay for the movie! (Liar!)
And yesh Matt… I feel like I’ve already seen it.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
why do bees have sticky hair?
because they use a honey comb.
that, for the record, has been my favorite laffy taffy joke since 1993.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
AB2! I can’t believe you got to meet and have awkward conversation with all those funnymen! You are so flippin’ sweet!