The “Bee Movie” trailer has ruined guac for me
October 12th, 2007

Psych! Nothing could ever ruin guac for me.

Today’s Take 5. Smells like egotism!

Psych! Nothing could ever ruin guac for me.

Today’s Take 5. Smells like egotism!
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
October 12th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Have you tried the E guac from Trader Joe’s? E= energy, it is guac blended with salsa. I say it = delight!
October 15th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Annie! How goes it? It’s me your guacamole pardna. Never, EVER, say u are done w/ guac! I will cry all by my lonesome in my cubical in the middle of the hallway, all the way over here in the west coast. Just me and my little blue whale :’(
October 17th, 2007 at 3:58 am
How does guac only when combined with SALSA give you energy?! Must investigate this when next in IL.
Sam, is your whale good at Photoshop? Because mine has sucked lately at building stories for me. Maybe ours got switched?
October 26th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I love the way you emphasized “ON 2 DISCS” when referring to the Jungle Book. You really sold it.