New video: NYC “Bee Movie” premiere (feat. Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock!)

“Why are bees funny?”

1) It’s nowhere near chilly yet
B) I have a sweating problem!

So of course I’m going to wear my festive summer sleeveless “blouses” as long as I can, even if it becomes November. 60-70-degree temps are MY TIME TO SHINE in my summer tops, because it’s just chilly enough not to sweat buckets at a time while wearing them. People keep gaping at me on the street, horrified that I’m not following an unspoken rule that as soon as October hits, you’re supposed to dress in as many strategically tiered layers as possible. They’re like whoa, that chick can’t let go of summer. Dudes, it’s 75 degrees out. I have awesome fall clothes too! I just don’t want you to see my pit stains yet. We have the entire winter for that party! AND YOU’RE ALL INVITED.

I call bullshit on premature autumnal layering!

Oooh — In conjunction with this lame-ass post, my arms are flyin’ high in that “user photo” at the top right, as if to say, “Check out the totally dry underarm regions of my shirt!”

Psych! Nothing could ever ruin guac for me.

Today’s Take 5. Smells like egotism!

Even though me updating my blog does NOT seem familiar at this point…

I got around to watching Sunday’s Family Guy and realized with glee that Peter and the boys’ Quahog Men’s Club was a clear homage to the clubhouse in The Berenstain Bears’ No Girls Allowed. At one point Peter even said “No girls allowed.” Get it?

Yay!

My favorite BB book, though, is obvs The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Junk Food. I loved how the candy they ate had no labels and came in clear plastic cases, like drugs. And would you look at the height Brother Bear is getting on his candy pour? Totally impressive. The supermarket scene (not pictured, though I would really like to do a page-by-page commentary on this book so I should find a copy) is also killer. Did you guys know I love edible crap?