This gorilla is totally happy with gay day!
September 12th, 2007

DR correspondent Michael Slezak, always hip to the “zoo animals and gay” beat, found this bit of breaking news from the UK’s Sun.
Who are these zookeepers and this “onlooker” kidding? This gorilla is totally gay, and loved the big pink poster so much he wanted to take it back to his zoo cave. It’s really obvious, especially considering the way his hands lovingly cup the word “GAY,” and his assertive stance. I’m insulted.
This has been my second gorilla-related post in as many days. (Yesterday’s.)

September 13th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
You seem to be hip to the “gorillas and funny” beat lately.
But no pink panther.
September 13th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
OMG, are you the same “Bobby Rowe” who comments on popwatch.ew.com?
September 14th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
The one and only.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:55 am
Well. Maybe he’s just worried that the zoo’s trying to turn all the gorillas gay. He fears for the future of his species. Poor, extincting gorillas. :(
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5grPVomhyG3xpzIE7_nM5gpIuOUNw