It might!

That “omelet” looks like pretend food, like it should be plasticized and play an integral role in an important sculpture or board game. DD obviously can’t make omelets on the spot so those things are pre-mixed, pre-shaped, etc. Ew. I’d eat the yellow stuff if it constituted some form of cake. Even if it looked like that — as long as it tasted like cake I’d be fine. Or even if it tasted like an English muffin with colorful herbs. I just can’t believe that mass is supposed to be eggs.

Whoa… Do I not like eggs? I just ate eggs!

Nice football in the background. Who’s up for some sports!

6 Responses to “Would it kill you to try Dunkin’ Donuts’ new Bacon Lover’s Supreme Omelet?”

  1. Heather Says:

    I’m a little confused about the flecks of orange in the egg. What were those chickens smoking?

    Very photogenic bacon, though.

  2. [Cherry] Ride Says:

    Holy crap I HAVE to try it.

  3. Annie Barrett Says:

    I’d kind of like to try it too.

  4. Law Sloth Says:

    Obviously, it’s a football tailgate. The problem is that the car in the background is a pick-up truck. As a BC grad, I’m sure you would have recognized the setting better if there was a Jeep Grand Cherokee or Ford Explorer “Eddie Bauer” edition parked in the background, surrounded by young men and women clad in gold-Ts and khakis.

  5. AnnieC Says:

    You gotta know this:

    I am eating one right now and OHMYGOD it’s so good.

    and yes, I AM addicted to the DD products, especially the co-called ‘breakfast sandwiches’.

    DD is brilliant: the donuts and muffins are the gateway drugs; I am now fully addicted to the egg-like products as well. Bad for you? no question, but YUM

  6. blythe Says:

    this makes me miss MA like nothing else. there’s nothing better than starting your day with the largest imaginable iced coffee with that creamer/sugar/crack combo they squirt in. ah.

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