“I write blogs. I’m cool.”
August 17th, 2007
DR readers are perhaps the only Peeps (R) who will truly appreciate the inclusion of my board game “Eat It!” in this weekend’s Take 5.
DR readers are perhaps the only Peeps (R) who will truly appreciate the inclusion of my board game “Eat It!” in this weekend’s Take 5.
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet

August 17th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
“That wasn’t even challenging…and frankly, I’m a little insulted.”
August 17th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
AS a Cookie Monster.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Dude, you SO CANNOT accept Twix as an answer. It’s like half the size of a Baby Ruth and would have dissolved in that pool water in about 5 seconds. The BR is the only way to go.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
You’re completely right. I think I just wanted to say “Twix” during a video.
August 21st, 2007 at 11:35 am
i write blogs. i’m not cool. what happened?