I cannot seem to depart from this crappy sub shop
August 15th, 2007
Really. So many of the photographic documentation of my summer has taken place at the Jersey Sub Shop, which is obviously located in New Buffalo, Michigan. The cookies are decorated by a crackhead, there are random Shreks and cows out front, and worst of all, the sandwiches aren’t even that great. So why is such a large percentage of my digipic options to throw on DR JSS-related? No clue, but I find it hilarious. So here are some more. The JSS is totally my “beat” for the summer. I’m such a journalist.
JERSEY SUB SHOP UPDATES, AUGUST 2007
Once a valiant standing figure, here is where Shrek sits, crumpled up, today.
The cookies have received a major facelift from last month, but still don’t look like anything anyone would ever choose to eat. (They don’t know what they’re missing!)
Contrary to what you’d expect from the lawn outside, the JSS is not actually a dairy. It’s just very supportive of the lactose community. Also, my friend and fellow Show Choir alum Kristers makes her DR debut, in just about the most flattering shot imaginable.
August 15th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Is the JSS also some kind of second-hand store? What’s all that shit in the background in photo #1?
August 15th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
BRILLANT - Congrats to Kristers!
I bet you two were totally cool in junior high… Aren’t all S.C. kids part of the “in crowd”?
August 15th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
how does one become part of the “lactose community”? i would love to join. would you be my sponsor? i’m sure you’re a member.
i had lunch with atanasog this week in boston. heightsreunion.com. i’m in new york now, fyi. sadly, the crocs did not make the journey.
show choir….wow. (i was a chorus boy in “Hello, Dolly!”, so the wow is written in commiseration.)
August 16th, 2007 at 1:39 am
I love “lactose community.” I totally know the tip they put on the frosting tube to make that happen.
August 16th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Those cookies look like the collective love-children of either Shrek and that Cow, or Shrek and that giant ice cream cone.
Maybe that’s what Mr. Crack-head was going for? God, I miss Michigan.
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Are you kidding? I’d totally eat the blue cookie. What are those in the middle? Planets? Aliens? What’s better than eating planets? It’d be like being God. If God was mean. And hungry. REEEEELY hungry.
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