What I did this weekend
July 30th, 2007

I totally “did” this Entenmann’s chocolate cake. Looks a lot different now!
I thought the glass of milk visible through the window was “artistic” until I realized the “glass” was a Solo cup, and the “window” a pane of greasy plastic.
It’s weird that I prefer eating these cakes in bite-size horizontal rows, and yet I enjoy attacking another DR fave — corn on the cob — in a vertical-rows, pencil-sharpening-esque method. Seems like it should be the other way around.
Livin’ large!

July 30th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
you are a brave woman. is that milk sitting on your laptop? i’m surprised it hasn’t spilled just by me looking at the picture.
July 31st, 2007 at 1:12 am
That’s milk all right. I am notorious for keeping/spilling food on my computers. In college my roommates teased me mercilessly because I apparently uttered this line: “You guys look, my laptop is the perfect-sized tray for these little bruschettas!”
July 31st, 2007 at 2:30 am
At first I thought that knife was a lighter. And I was like “I hope she doesn’t get frosting all over her lighter.” I used to really like the Entemans coffee cake that had raspberry and the frosting swirls on it? I don’t know what it was called, but I remember we kept the knife inside the box, so as to take slivers every 20 seconds or so w/o needing to retrieve a utensil again.
These are the kinds of intelligent comments I leave at 2:30 in the morning. I just spelled “intelligent” wrong and had to take another few goes at it.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oh yes, the Left Utensil is so key in any bakery product situation.
Might you mean…. these danish(es)?
http://www.diminishingreturns.net/wp/the-entenmanns-challenge/
August 1st, 2007 at 11:12 am
that’s funny because every time i go to the grocery store, i stand in front of the entenmanns and ponder whether or not i will pick up something to PIG OUT on. the best one is the chocolate fudge cake tho.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:52 pm
As you are an Entenmann’s fan, I’d highly recommend their Strawberry Shortcake. Yellow cake, and a combination of vanilla and strawberry frosting. Quite good, and is outstanding with milk.
August 2nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
while i enjoy your blog, it’s best that we’re not real life friends… your real life processed foods make me thing naughty thoughts.
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Wow, congratulations. That is definitely quite an accomplishment.
Have you “done” any of the Entenmann’s coffee cakes? I’m proud to say I’ve hammered through a few of those in a single sitting before.
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Cherry, that’s exactly what the link I posted (4 above) shows me doing! But don’t worry, I never click on links people provide, either. I’m serious.
Shain, I don’t even think we’re blog friends. I mean, yoga?
Robert, I am so in!
Jinners, totally. I stand in front of the giant Entenmann’s display (and there is one in nearly every deli lately, isn’t there?) on a daily basis, just “to think.”
August 4th, 2007 at 1:54 am
Oh and Riese — my mother also e-mailed me and said I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LIGHTER too. What the hell? Your concern is much appreciated. A frosting-ed lighter would be way worse than a lit cake.
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Damn, girl! You talk about food 24/7. Get off the subj for a lil’, k?
October 24th, 2007 at 2:25 am
If you need three exclamation points to prove your disgust… just stop reading.