I have never seen a Shrek movie
July 1st, 2007

It did not stop me.
At least I’m updating!

It did not stop me.
At least I’m updating!
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
July 1st, 2007 at 8:56 pm
aw! this may be gayer than a fruit dip but i really like your “look”.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:58 pm
lol i love how a photo of yourself is filed under “Idiots”
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:29 pm
where does one encounter a shrek like that? it kind of looks like you’re at a rest stop bathroom. i refuse to watch shrek, too. and the fantastic four. and transformers. basically, i am no fun.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:12 am
ha, thanks! good use of category.
define “fun.”
rest stop bathroom, sandwich hut in the midwest, same diff.
July 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
The real question: Did this frosted delight come with plate or platter?
July 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Wrong post, jackass. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
July 9th, 2007 at 8:17 am
See what happens when I visit Diminishing Returns after a couple of cocktails?