This shit is STILL hanging on the door to our garage in Illinois. My optimistic poem makes me die inside a bit, superficially because of how thin the rainbow’s red stripe is compared to all the others. Not to mention the misplaced comma after “rainbow.” Just kidding! Sort of. I really do think these two things every time. But it’s not like I can’t handle it.

I much prefer my younger sister’s “poem,” at left. Very spoken-word. Exclamatory. WAY cooler to perform. We should totally stage a slam!

(Just tried. Will post video entitled “Slammin’ It!” or “All in the Slamily” later. Probably not.)

Oh tiny, not-yet-disillusioned young Annie… where the F is “this rainbow”? I’ll spend my life trying to find it because you said it was there. You little fucker.

6 Responses to “I used to be so much more concise, gay”

  1. Mr. Shain Says:

    love the headline. love the card. love the annie. missing the photo of you eating a processed food while making it.

  2. Annie Barrett Says:

    oooh, love the you. i can probs find a suitable one by tomorrow.

  3. blythe Says:

    my new mantra. thanks! seriously, totally adorable. it’s cute that your parents kept your work. mine told me they kept it in a special box in the garage. i later learned it was the trashcan.

  4. Annie Barrett Says:

    This is the closest I could find. I’m not the one actually eating the Goldfish, but they are totally in that blue cup. Go on faith.

  5. will Says:

    My mother claims that all of the things I made as a kid were destroyed in a flood but I know she just threw them out.

  6. Annie Barrett Says:

    There’s no WAY either of your mothers threw them out. I hope I never have this responsibility because I would totally lose all the crappy little artwork within a few months. Then I would weep. Then I’d OD on a puree of Sierra Nevada and Reese’s and DIE. Everyone wins!

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