Behold the scenic Guacapagos Islands
June 21st, 2007

This happened yesterday :(

The resemblance is uncanny. But my accidental guacamole-on-carpet map is way better than this crap graphic (which, I am aware, is not of the Galapagos Islands). My terrain’s got elevation. Texture. Layers. Flavaaaaaaa. I can’t believe no artist has thought of this yet. It is so much better than shit on a canvas.
Who wants to come with me to Stray Dime Island, the less lush, more industrial, pro-capitalism offshoot of the Guacapagos? (Can you spot it? The whole thing is very Magic Eye, which I’m usually anti-, but whatever.)
Ha! Just realized the dime is like the “scale” portion of my map. I think of everything!

June 22nd, 2007 at 2:06 am
“THAT is DISGUSTING. … I will not stand for this!”
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
so, was this an accident? or just a need for content?
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I really did knock over this huge cup of guac. It was
awfulbeautiful.It’s also something that, in a bind, I might do on purpose for an excuse to post. Good call.
July 13th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
This is astounding. I, for my part, am astounded.