This happened yesterday :(

The resemblance is uncanny. But my accidental guacamole-on-carpet map is way better than this crap graphic (which, I am aware, is not of the Galapagos Islands). My terrain’s got elevation. Texture. Layers. Flavaaaaaaa. I can’t believe no artist has thought of this yet. It is so much better than shit on a canvas.

Who wants to come with me to Stray Dime Island, the less lush, more industrial, pro-capitalism offshoot of the Guacapagos? (Can you spot it? The whole thing is very Magic Eye, which I’m usually anti-, but whatever.)

Ha! Just realized the dime is like the “scale” portion of my map. I think of everything!

4 Responses to “Behold the scenic Guacapagos Islands”

  1. lucille bluth Says:

    “THAT is DISGUSTING. … I will not stand for this!”

  2. Mr. Shain Says:

    so, was this an accident? or just a need for content?

  3. Annie Barrett Says:

    I really did knock over this huge cup of guac. It was awful beautiful.

    It’s also something that, in a bind, I might do on purpose for an excuse to post. Good call.

  4. Dan Says:

    This is astounding. I, for my part, am astounded.

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