Um, Starbucks? Maybe I HAVEN’T.
You better not pull this crap with the sugar.
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Happy 29th, James! Remember this? (A beyond-awful DR digital short)
“Still rolling, still rolling.”
“Still rolling!”
“Are we still rolling?”
We are. Miss you.
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
June 19th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
you give me 2% milk, i pay you 2% of the bill
June 19th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
HA. I’m going to say that next time. With someone around to bask in it, of course.
June 19th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
wait, switched to 2% from what? what am i missing here? people drink more than skim? (i’m a little LI, so i try to avoid.)
June 19th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
switched to 2% from whole. that’s fine for, like, cereal, but if i get a phatty, six-word starbucks concoction, i also expect it to be…. fatty. and delicious.