“That’s my SON, you pothead!”
June 15th, 2007

In “honor” of Father’s Day, EW.com did a gallery of the worst dads on TV.
Mine was Gob Bluth from Arrested Development, obvs.
That’s all I got.
“Annie Barrett!”

In “honor” of Father’s Day, EW.com did a gallery of the worst dads on TV.
Mine was Gob Bluth from Arrested Development, obvs.
That’s all I got.
“Annie Barrett!”
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
June 16th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Steve Holt!
June 17th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Uncle Mike!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
A former girlfriend of mine bought that statue at the prop sale after Arrested Development was canceled. It was creepy but funny.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
That’s awesome. I would have said, “MARRY me!”