Time is going by really, really, really, really slow
May 16th, 2007
Click here to watch possibly the greatest thing to ever occur in the Great Lake State, and that’s including Dee Barrett’s summer ‘05 purchase of this cake in the shape of a hot dog.
The one thing that makes it truly awesome is that while most of the stupid, mindless, “funny” viral videos I have to watch for work daily are contrived to the point of being completely fake and pointless, this dispatch is actually real. I can’t see how one could screen-write anything better. WHY DO WE EVEN TRY.
I also dig the giant pot leaf emblazoned onto the transcript. Stay classy, Michigan!
May 16th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
That’s so amazing. I love Michigan. People get so bored there. The things we used to do for fun. I bet they get calls like that all the time. I love the wife on the floor. I love the Red Wings shout-out. It could not be better–oh wait…it could! If it was on the Detroit Fox news affiliate, because they are insane. with their helicopter, etc.
May 17th, 2007 at 11:49 am
he doesn’t sound high. just really stupid! cuba?
May 21st, 2007 at 2:38 pm
That’s my home state! We keep it real like that!
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I think Cuba is his wife! Controversial!
Michigan 4-eva
May 24th, 2007 at 1:30 am
yes! of course the wife is named cuba - so befitting the cop stealing pot /brownie fiasco!! we could not have imagined it any better. cuba the wife!!