I’ve been gazing at this Special K ad, across the street from my office, all winter. I’ve had it. Get this through your numbskulls, snowmen: You look so much better fat! You’re not SNOWMEN if you’re not fat. I pick Snowman #2 as the one who looks Just Right. The emaciated tools on the far right, thankfully out of focus, shouldn’t even exist in someone’s mind, let alone ON THE SIDE OF A BUILDING.
Phooey!
Happy spring.
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
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