Check out my “10 Reasons I’m a ‘Dancing’ Fool” gallery on EW.com today. It’s pretty shameless. Especially the last entry (pictured), in which my 10th and final reason-for-being = Edyta’s insistence on legwarmers.
Get ready for an entire season of my trademark Dancing With the Stars bullshit, everyone! (ABC, tonight at 8/7c)
This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yetA bunch of losers are complaining that NBC won’t stop airing beach and indoor volleyball all day instead of any of the other 33 worthy events. Sucks to be them! I am in HEAVEN.
Ooh, I like this shot better because Dalhausser’s massive block is hitting BRA in the face:
Dalhausser, nicknamed “The Thin Beast,” calls to […]
August 22nd, 2008 | No comments yet
And it’s not myself! I’m as shocked as you are. This here’s a promotional fan for (Norwegian pop star) Annie’s new album. [PopJustice]
I NEED IT.
I wish PEOPLE could choose the people dogs love to eat. I would totally chair that committee.
August 20th, 2008 | Comments (1)
March 19th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
I haven’t heard a single positive thing about Heather Mills’ appearance, can’t wait to see the recap on this!
May 11th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Ian and Cheryl get my vote! They always look fantastic and give every dance their 100%. Ian is not a professional dancer like Joey Fatone, or a professional athlete like Apolo or Laila, so he comes to the show at a disadvantage to them. But yet he stays up with them in talent. A week ago he received six straight “9s” from the judges, so he definitely has the potential to win. I hope he surprises everyone by giving us his best performances in the next two weeks and capturing the trophy. If you like Ian and Cheryl, please do your part to vote for them on Monday — vote 4 times for each phone number and 4 times online. Also, Ian has really cool videos on his websites at www.IanZiering.com and www.MySpace.com/OfficialIZ and there you can sign up to receive his fun email blasts.
September 25th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Dancing With The Stars: Wow! is America getting dumber and dumber to actually make time to watch this cretinous, mind-fucking bullshit?! ABC is the leader of the pack with bullshit programs; not to say CBS or NBC is churning out anything palatable, either. You have to admit, though, if it weren’t for Dancing With The Stars all of those has-been actors and actresses would still be without a job! Yes, it’s bullshit… 100% grade A BULLSHIT! Look at all the flies!!!!!