PBNJ
March 13th, 2007

Any questions?

Any questions?
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
August 26th, 2008 | No comments yet
April 19th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Choosy moms choose Jif, yo!
July 13th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
do you have that on a napkin so that you don’t have to wash any plates afterwards? I do the same thing. If I could roll a paper towel into a durable cylindrical form and drink from it, the world would be a better place.