Seriously, dudes, flip it over
February 5th, 2007
I honestly almost bent down and did it for them. But then they would have gotten all AFRAID and flown away, and I’d be the girl pawing at a stranger’s abanonded lunch on the sidewalk. Plus, those filthy animals are probably carrying diseases. Not to mention the diseases of the original pizza-eater / sinner. And the fact that I’d be diverting my usually slow and lazy strolling path to cross the street and interact with pigeons. What would the other humans have thought?! They’d pass by giving me dirty looks, to which I’d snarl “They were missing the best part!”
This is totally something I’d have done if I was walking with a companion. I’d make it this big to-do, like “Just watch me go help out those pigeons” and she’d say “Okay…” while thinking “You’re disgusting and I’m never leaving the building in your company again.”
It also appears that during that moment of weakness, I forgot about how much I hate pigeons and they hate me.
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