I Call Bullshit (Vol. 4): Timeshares Only
January 8th, 2007
I’ve had it with the commercials for the “Timeshares Only” hotline!
First of all, great pic. This woman simply would not work with me. She is falling asleep because the couple in the hot tub, WHOM SHE IS WATCHING ON HER COMPUTER, YEAH RIGHT, haven’t done anything besides sit there. Fakest. Office. Ever.
Who do they think they are, McDonald’s? “Over $2 Billion sold!” You don’t sell money. You sell burgers, if you’re cool, and possibly timeshares.
Who is watching an infomercial for Timeshares Only — “the most trusted name in timeshares!” — and thinking, “You know what? Yes!” and placing a call? No one! I refuse to believe this company really exists beyond my TV.
Not to mention: You have no idea how annoying the word “timeshares” can be after this bitch says it 20 times in one minute. Sometimes there’s an upward lilt on the second syllable. Most often, she whacks you upside the head on the “TIME” part. Tiiiiiiimeshares!
Next time I’m going to have to reach through her fake computer screen, where I’ll be fake-sipping a lethal tequila sunrise atop a fake raft in a fake infinity pool, and pour it down her gullet. Of course, that’d be admitting she and her fake office really exist, which I’m not sure I’m ready to do at this juncture. I should head south to my new timeshare and ruminate on this.
January 10th, 2007 at 2:54 am
Sorry this is OT but I just finished my ritual of checking out your OC popwatch review (hee - still love that the acronym for Entertainment Weekly is ‘Ew’) & thought you might enjoy the OC picspam someone does every week (no it’s not me); if you haven’t already come across it.
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January 10th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
(Also off topic, but look Annie, DR readers are bonding!)COOOOL, nikita! Once I realized what a picspam was, I was sooo excited for a screencap of the Sandy/Hercules throwdown because of that face Sandy makes. You know the one. SANDY COHEN WILL CUT A BITCH! Hilarious.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Do a little research. This company does exist 11059 International Drive. Look at the website and go to their office. Been there. Big company.