Junk the morgue
January 1st, 2007

Whether I’m being extra cheesy, extra self-reflective, or extra awesome by posting a picture of the Magic Hat #9 bottlecap I just dropped on the floor, I don’t really care.* Happy 2007.
*I totally care, otherwise I wouldn’t post it on my blog. Or… have a blog.
(That’s an old, scratchy saucepan, for those of you wondering! Were you wondering? I thought it was so cool. I think I am so cool.)
What to eat now… Bag of Doritos or giant Twix my mom, Dee, stuffed into my suitcase?
I have more to say about Doritos tomorrow, which doesn’t mean I chose them.
I chose them.
Psych! I chose both.
Mouth-swishing (Magic Hat + Twix) = highly recommended.
It’s a very good place to start.

January 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
awww MH#9 brings back some good memories. might have to pick up a 6′er to reminisce…thanks :)