Please try this at home
June 28th, 2006
My roommate (Poor Leno) decided to deviate from his strict diet of cold porridge and frost in favor of:

Just don’t do what I just did: heat it up the next night and expect the Fritos or your microwave to survive. I put the mixture in, power-slid down the gigantic hallway in my socks (so much better than walking), and when I came back 40 seconds later it sounded like there was an industrial strength mosquito zapper somewhere in the kitchen. Where could it be? Maybe it was that thing on the counter being forced against its will to sizzle my corn chips.
I should have known. Cooking? Fritos? You a nut, Annie Barrett!
“Sizzle My Corn Chips” sounds pretty hot. I may start saying this regularly.

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