Update on how my “Lose Weight” plan is coming along: Tonight I ate a Mexican pizza and two taco supremes and Did a large Dew from Taco Bell. Then I came home and ate a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich on challah bread, dipped in ketchup and when the ketchup ran out, Ortega Taco Sauce that has possibly been in my fridge since I moved in (July 2004). Now I’m continuing to make a solid dent in this:

I actually bought this back in March, after reading from Venice that the dude who subbed in to write the O.C. column while I was out of town hoped Annie Barrett would be “picking [him] up a giant tube of Toblerone from duty free. Man, are those tasty.” Being a loser, I duty-fully did just that.

Except… I ended up never setting foot in the office again. I kept thinking I might, so I saved the chocolate. But during a recent two-person TV/music/”deep thinking” powwow in my apartment, it just didn’t make sense anymore for that huge bar of gold to keep collecting dust amongst my extensive collection of Moody Blues LPs. Sorry, EW dude. I sort of tried.

No, really, though — I think the Plan’s going great.

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