Once again… Prego!
October 17th, 2005
I’ll be out of town for nine days. Where? A bad photograph of the most ridiculous commercial currently on television is your clue:
Most people would find the Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl disgusting because OG is an evil corporation whose food isn’t that good. I find it disgusting because I know, deep down, that my chain-restaurant standards are low enough that I would secretly really enjoy sitting in an Olive Garden eating plates of sub-par pasta until I gained seven pounds… just to make sure I got the most out of the deal.
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