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April 13th, 2005
The Rold Gold Honey Mustard Tiny Twists taste alarmingly like honey mustard for the first entire second of eating; then for the rest of the chews they just taste like regular pretzels. I pronounced this out loud at work and had to extend the challenge to a few naysayers who thought I was full of it. Of course, they ended up marvelling at my precision. “You should be a professional taste-tester,” said someone I don’t really know. “Oh, I am,” I replied, solemnly. “What?” “Yeah, it’s my day job,” I said. He stared. I stared, with the trademark Annie Barrett “What. Stop looking at me” face. Then he slowly backed away. That’s right. No more pretzels for you.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
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