New Yorkers are thin because they walk everywhere? Not buying it.
November 11th, 2004
Maybe they walk more than other people, but I just don’t think that’s the reason.
I never feel like I’ve accomplished anything even when I walk a “great distance.” In order to feel like a productive workout person, I need to be rockin’ the workoutfit. Right? Sometimes, even when I put on running clothes and then just walk around my apartment moving shit around (I put the clothes on thinking they might inspire me to go running, but then they end up inspiring me to make Lipton cheesy noodle mixes, drink beers, and fall asleep) — I assume that since I have the outfit on, I’m working out. There’s something about getting up from the toilet while wearing sneakers that feels so much more athletic.

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