Back that crack up. Then, please lift up your jeans.
September 5th, 2004
Speaking of unattractive thongs on unattractive women peeking out of unattractive jeans (UTOUWPOOUJ), DR presents:
DR is ashamed that it didn’t bother covering other unattractive ass trends, such as the exposed crack (EC). The question is, is the exposed crack nastier than the exposed thong? DR is going to vote Yes. If that area is going to present itself in public, even the slightest bit of lacy, or racy, material would really help. But not enough.
The guy on the left is carefully avoiding looking directly at the EC, but you can totally tell that he just did. Also, the woman in the strange green dress is laughing with her date about the EC. And the shiny-sneakered dude against the wall is pointing it out to his friend. I hope she likes all that attention!
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