I think I need to start putting fast food ads on my site. Not only will they be great to look at, but newcomers to the site will think I have major sponsors and therefore get tons of daily hits and must be actually important, not just self-important. Then the fast food companies will track their referring links and offer me money for the ads, and I’ll ask to be paid in gift certificates. Just an idea.
Internet, I’m back into Ice Breakers chewing gum!
Have these been around this whole time? I stopped noticing them years ago; maybe I didn’t want to be the one child left behind during the formidable flat-pack gum movement. Who cares? My mouth is really fresh right now. It has been at LEAST three minutes. Two more […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)Yet another. This time with magic! [Ausiello TV on EW.com]
September 2nd, 2008 | Comments (1)Mark-Paul Gosselaar just fed me a giant cupcake. It’s all been leading up to this.
Happy retirement to me!
August 28th, 2008 | Comments (3)This is me. I am an angry smiley.
Ugh, seriously, every time I catch my own image in a computer (constantly, maybe because I’m looking for it…maybe because I am always at a computer) or become suddenly aware of my own skin (medium-rare), I notice my forehead is all scrunched up like I’m REALLY CONCERNED about […]
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