This post is actually about pizza.
August 13th, 2004
Watch out, it’s Friday the 13th!
Whatever the F that means. I don’t know much about holidays, but I’m pretty sure that the only point of acknowledging Friday the 13th (FT13) is so that people can unnecessarily scare themselves into thinking that horrible things will happen to them that day.
But I do that every day. It’s called a raging case of pessimism. And this could just be the pessimist talking, but I’m pretty sure that’s nothing to celebrate. What’s different about today?
Let’s say a big “Screw You!” to all these evil capitalists capitalizing on FT13 propaganda and hereby pledge to make this FT13 the best FT13 EVER!
Wait! Better yet, let’s make it the best DAY ever!
Who’s with me?! Nihilsm Bear? Anyone?
Party on! I want pizza.
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