Your milkshake awaits
July 12th, 2004
Maybe I just haven’t seen a vending machine in a long time, but I was unaware that Doritos now warrant an entire machine. So funny.
Sorry about the lack of updates. My extensive two-person readership in Oklahoma has been neglected all weekend. I’d like to say I’ve been busy with productive, life-enhancing means and ways, but honestly it’s just alcohol. I did just manage to upload photos from last weekend’s Michigan adventure while I was glued to “Annie” on HBO Kids. I’m such a loser - any time that movie is on TV, I drop whatever I’m doing (nothing) and insist on watching the whole thing. What’s even sadder is that I own the movie. I just feel like I have this duty to watch it when it’s on cable. I think I just like the part in the end, where she goes, “I love YOU, Daddy Warbucks” and I start crying. And TO TOP IT OFF, the fake fireworks in the fake sky slowly spell out “A-n-n-i-e” before slowly fading away, much like this apartment’s supply of cheesy noodles or the waning glory days of Diminishing Returns. Anyway, here are the pics on a separate page. They’re not that great. Oh, except the milkshake one. |

Maybe I just haven’t seen a vending machine in a long time, but I was unaware that Doritos now warrant an entire machine. So funny.
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