11 things I noticed after one day in the Midwest
June 10th, 2004
1. I miss driving. Mr. Charcoal Gray Jeep wept as I plunked my ass down into its billowing, leathery cushions. Love you, Jeep. Love you like my vermin-infested luggage.
2. People who work in salons are completely nuts.
3. Orange-jalapeno gelati tastes so much better than it sounds.
4. Every time I see a speck of anything black (including pepper), I assume it is a mouse pellet.
5. The above is what my life has become.
6. There’s something so refreshing about using a HUGE desktop computer intstead of a laptop.
7. I drove down Wolf Road today after getting off the expressway, and thought, “Oh my god. This is so beautiful.”
8. The above was in reference to WOLF ROAD. It’s not beautiful. It’s just not dirty, smelly, cluttered and gray like my usual surroundings.
9. The Jesus Doll greeted me in my bedroom. Thanks, Sweeneys. I hate you.
10. Jesus doesn’t hate. Jesus LOVES.
11. Annie hates.
I’ll be rappin’ at ya again from another Great Lakes state tomorrow. Now post a comment about my unexpected, inappropriate use of the terms “rappin’” and “ya”.
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