Annie Barrett. Annie Barrett is a graduate student and writer living in New York City. Annie Barrett / Diminishing Returns



If I were you, I'd barbeque!

 

This is Kathleen. She's a big fan of Mike's Hard, but not meat. Look! Red-eye!

But not here. Maybe when I'm in the picture, everyone else automatically gets red-eye, but when I'm not, they don't. I must give off some sort of aura.

I don't remember why this was funny, but Nancy and Larry probably do. Also, either Larry's shirt just filled up with wind, or he spontaneously gained 50 lbs.

In other Chip News, this bag of Lay's STOOD UP ALL BY ITSELF. I was totally mesmerized for like an hour. Then Kathleen had to go and eat them all.

At peace with himself and his surroundings, James displays how much fun people (ahem! Grad School Friends!) can have if they swallow their pride and travel north of 14th Street.

 

Yeah Kathleen, we know. Unfortunately, you are using up most of the flash, rendering the girl behind you much tanner and sleeker than she actually is.

 

 

I'm really sorry about that title.