Okay Paris. One question. What. Is with. The lighting?

Like, seriously. I know you're preoccupied and everything, but you're like, on camera. And you know it. Just close your mouth and fake like you're enjoying yourself like a good porn star.

Hey, I think your cell phone's ringing!

The sense of supermarket savvy derived from purchasing "cheap and easy" Betty Crocker Bowl Appetits quickly disappears as you realize, in between dry heaves, that the finished product looks and smells even more unbearable than its pre-microwaved self.

Is this even possible? Click to decide for yourself.